Top Ten Reasons to Switch to Canada
Not wanting to be just a critic of the things I disagree with, I hereby as a public service post my own top ten reasons for switching to Canada. Mind you, these are not great reasons for leaving the USA for Canada, but they're a darned sight better than the reasons given by John Bender, who should feel free to take the following and replace his own list with it:
- Many important celebrities are Canadian: William Shatner, Paul Schaffer, and Jim Carrey to name a few.
- Canadians are safe from terrorists, who only come to Canada to enter the United States.
- In her latest video Up!, Shania Twain proudly displays the Canadian flag.
- The beautiful part of Niagara Falls is on the Canadian side.
- Canada has mooses, meeses, moosi--whatever is the plural of the species of which Bullwinkle is a member.
- If a Canadian gets a paper cut, his wonderful health care system gives him a free Band-Aid!
- Canadians pronounce "about" as "aboot" rather than "abowt." Much more civilized.
- The Royal Canadian Mounted Police wear those spiffy uniforms.
- Klondike Kat always gets his mouse.
- Canada gave the world Loverboy. 'Nuff said.
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