Yo Dawgs: It's Just "Diddy" Now
I've often been worried that the "P" in "P. Diddy" gets in between P. Diddy and his fans. Thankfully, I don't have to worry about that anymore:>
Hip-hop impresario and fashion designer Sean "P. Diddy" Combs wants to make it easier for fans to shower him with adoration--so he's dropping the "P." from his stage name.
Combs, 35, has said he wanted to "simplify" his image and felt that the P. "was getting between me and my fans."
Yeah dawg, the peeps be confused:
During concert appearances, for example, he noticed "half the crowd saying, 'P. Diddy' and half the crowd chanting, 'Diddy.' Now everybody can just chant, 'Diddy,"' Combs explained during an appearance on NBC's "Today" show.
And now there can be peace out in our time.
From now on when a narcissistic celebrity announces a gratuitous name change, we should just call him Bob. Or Herkemer.
"Yo, yo, yo--Herkemer is in the houuuuuuuuussssse."